The Shape You're In

If you were a geometric shape, which would you be? According to Bupa World, I am pretty much a pumpkin. (Although attracted to the blue squiggle, in the end I was an orange circle.)

Take the personality test and go it one further. Give your shape the power of speech.

Does a circle recite poetry? Does a triangle come to a point? Perhaps a square gives just the facts, ma'am. And that squiggle tells spontaneous jokes that irk the octagons.

1) Choose a shape and a color for yourself.
2) Write a story featuring talking shapes.