Doctor Dolittle

If you could talk to the animals, which animal would you talk to first? What would be your first question?


  1. I would first talk to a dog and ask him 'what's with the leg humping?'

  2. I'd probably ask the cats why they insist on throwing up on the absorbent carpet as opposed to the easy-to-clean linoleum.

    So far that's two questions along the lines of, "Why the heck to you do that? What's wrong with you?"

  3. I would ask my cat what he thinks is the meaning of life and if he could better cooperate about where he coughs up hair balls!


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