I would first talk to a dog and ask him 'what's with the leg humping?'
I'd probably ask the cats why they insist on throwing up on the absorbent carpet as opposed to the easy-to-clean linoleum.So far that's two questions along the lines of, "Why the heck to you do that? What's wrong with you?"
I would ask my cat what he thinks is the meaning of life and if he could better cooperate about where he coughs up hair balls!
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