Everyone should enter the esteemed Wergle Flomp, a contest of oh, such poetic sensibilities, in honor of National Poetry Month. (Oops - you only have a few hours!) But take your time reading last year's winning entries. Ah, yes, the beauty of the heart-rending sweet touching sensibility of thou tender--cough, cough. Just don't bust a gut.
What a riot!
Write the worst poem you possibly can. And enjoy!